shutupaubrey:

i like my men

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(via confirmance)

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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(via onlylolgifs)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via confirmance)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via ginnormous)

(Source: c0caino, via ginnormous)

(Source: shouldnt, via confirmance)

(Source: aphrodisy, via confirmance)